The Post-Pregnancy Pseudo-Coup

or

Never Get between a Pregnant Lady and Your Blog

by Dan M

This is the first subversive effort to regain a foothold back in the blogging world. Sure the name of the blog is “Dan Quijote” the url has my name in it too. Yes, I was devoted to my blogees…blogsters…devoted fans…adoring worshippers (whatever you choose to call yourselves). None of that mattered to the pregnant lady who felt that she could just come in here and take over the danoflamancha blogging world. (I thought at times, that for you, my affectionate readers, I should hurl her out of my blogging chair and take back control, but she was pregnant and all…)

Well, although I have been usurped, overthrown, ousted, deposed, thrust out, and appropriated; I have not forgotten my valiant and loyal followers. (Ignore the fact that you read her posts more than mine and made more comments than before, I will be willing to take you back…for a small fee: your first born, the older and the richer the better.)

For your info here are some blogs you missed during my exile:

• How not to change a diaper (as demonstrated by Miranda…she has to clean the blinds after some of her attempts).
• 101 things you CAN do with a dirty diaper (it boiled down to the one thing you SHOULD do with a dirty diaper… 101. Have someone else change it).
• Maintaining sanity when life is crazy (I was going to post this entry, but it turns out that I reread it and found that half of it was written backwards and another part was just one random phrase repeated over and over…so the title was a misnomer.

In case you were wondering how to survive a hostile takeover and what to do for the months you’re deposed (in no real order):

Spend the night with your wife in a tree house to celebrate 10 years. (This is the inside of said tree house, posh...Tom and Sandy we have a lot to change for the next one wee build.)

Double your work load at work, with little extra remuneration (Sorry, no good picture for this so you get an eyeball. If you're confused, see the missed blog entry #3 above for further explanation.)

Remember and honor one of the world’s greatest ladies (Thanks for all mom!)

Accumulate lots more food storage

Get kicked out of an Atlanta Braves game

Have an amazing baby

Still on my list: Save the world

Well unfortunately I have to end this now, before I get caught...so until the next time that I can break in, farewell to the teaming masses of adulation.